Ok, I suppose this could be classified more as nightlife and not so much as the parties section...but hey, if your idea of partying is getting your brains eaten and roaming the earth at the speed of a 3 toed sloth with only 1 toe left I wont stop you. Unless you try to eat my brains and then im going to be forced to grab my boomstick and open up a serious can of undead-whoopass on you. now..on to the post:
Ok, so whats the deal with zombies? I like zombie movies...but why? I mean is there anything less scary than a zombie. Maybe a kitten, perhaps a beagle with a party hat on smoking a cigarette. Here are my reasons for posting this:
1) Zombie movies tend to be more humorous than say...Vampire movies. There's always room for arm-falling-off-and-then-beating-said-zombie-with-own-arm tableau jokes, or the careless zombie who gets blown in half by a shotgun and hs still crawling at you and you can like..I dont know..sit there and laugh at him
2)Zombies are SSSLLLOOOWWWWWWWW! Something that you could concievably mall-walk to get away from is not scary.
3)Ive always been attracted to zombie movies for whatever reason and am now wondering why.
So does anyone know why I watch them? Is it the violence...perhaps. Is it the scenes where you hear some campy song likke "Stuck In The Middle With You" by Steelers wheel thats playing in the mall that th 35 year-old teenagers are trapped in and they're all scared....you know because its a sappy kind of song and they're all getting emotional. I dont know this post sucks ass. I was just hinking about it and now im not. Ive lost my zombie focus..
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