While I was at work a bat flew into my house apparently. The wife sent me a text message and then her Dad came over to get it out. I wasnt there of course but legend has it that it was as big as a weiner dog and it had a mullet. I really dont see the problem with having a bat in your house. They look cool, they're intrinsicly evil, which compliments any atmosphere lighting scheme you have and they kill bugs.
I wont lie to you. I was kinda sad that the bat got thrown out cause I would have liked to keep it. I mean all of the above traits of bats taken into account, what if I could have teached it to sing a song and do a little tapdance. Id be a damn millionaire! I would have to cut his mullet and give him a top hat and some spats of course but imagine that. A bat who sings. Wow
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