So, I dont know if any of you have ever met an elf. But I met one today. he was short and he had these pointy ears and shoes. And if you want my opinion he looked like a total doofus, but Im no fashion judge or anything. He had a real funny accent and kept mentioning things like blarney stones and whatnot. Even though he said he was irish and was just trying to make conversation I could tell he was an elf. While we were talking he began to brag about some pot of gold and how no one could get to it. I just smacked him upside the head and he went running away. Can you imagine that, some short fat redheaded elf bragging that he makes more money than me for some reason, cocky bastard. Anyway, im sure he'll be back. Ill just have to smack him again...seriously.
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