Minotar opinion, Episode 1

Asterius have opinions. Will type once week. Information will astound humans. Very much so. Minotaurs dying breed, must save. Asterius only one left, has not mate, has not child, not boy not girl...Minotaur. how long live like this? live long time. eternal, immortal and forevertimes. Forever times lonely. word need get out find minotaur mate...need not me minotaur. might be racoon, might be human, might be buzzard any mate. contact press, george clooney. save Darfur, then save Minotaur. Asterius sorry he pissedd...minotaur get horny in spring. More minotaur opiniojns next weektimes.

Asterius, The Minotaur

Evolution...its for the monkeys

Anyone who believes that evolution is viable is a moron. I mean seriously its just not possible that we came from monkeys. Look at them. They all have furry bodies, only some of us have furry bodies. They have tails...TAILS! We dont have tails. They dont have a sentient language and we do. ok so some would argue that we can force them to learn sign language. You can teach a dog to jump through a flaming hoop and you could throw a rock through the same hoop but that doesnt mean that dogs evolved from rocks now does it. Theres that cool diagram with a monkey transforming into a caveman and then eventually into george bush or something. I bet given enough time I could draw a diagram that shows a bowl of pudding evolving into George Bush, and in retrospect those two things really arent that far apart...so lets just say Ill draw a diagram of a rock evolving into a dog, that seems more safe and logical. Anyway, what I really wanted to say was: Wheres my tail! I would really like one.

The amazing gig of music!

I recently bought a new Ipod shuffle. NOw I was satisfied with my old ipod shuffle but I accidentily got it wet and it stopped working so since my ipod is my primary source of entertainment while I work it was quite imperative that I get a replacement as fast as possible. After making several pleas and agreements with my wife she allowed me to get it. Now what I didnt know was that this new Ipod was much superior to my old one in many respects. Its smaller, sleeker, silver, and it can hold 1gig of music. AMAZING! This thing is hardly the size of a tie tack and it can hold almost 400 songs! I have over 15 hours on it and I only work 8 hours a day! I think I fit 20 albums on there; Fastball, TMBG, Evanesence, Qntal, Blackmore's Night, Luscious Jackson and many more all awaited me. And the sound is incredible, Im actualy listening to it now. Even the old beat up CD's I ripped to Itunes sound brand new. Anyway, just thought I should let you know. Go buy one.